spunky
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| posted on 25/8/06 at 11:05 AM |
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Friday afternoon humour.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise" The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it, and again the lid rises,
and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather
perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies,
"Chicken Surprise.".........................
"Ah...so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck".
The reckless man may not live as long......
But the cautious man does not live at all.....
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G.Man
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| posted on 25/8/06 at 12:17 PM |
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Thats so bad
Opinions are like backsides..
Everyone has one, nobody wants to hear it and only other peoples stink!
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muzchap
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| posted on 25/8/06 at 01:22 PM |
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I love it! Top Work
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If you believe you're not crazy, whilst everybody is telling you, you are - then they are definitely wrong!
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locogeoff
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| posted on 28/8/06 at 11:55 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by muzchap
I love it! Top Work
Should that not be top Wok
I'll get me coat
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