omega 24 v6
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 posted on 12/9/06 at 11:32 AM |
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Text joke not necessarly work safe. You may burst out laughing.
Just got this one from my little sis. Enjoy
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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JamJah
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| posted on 12/9/06 at 12:43 PM |
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Your sister has balls...?
Read it again!
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iank
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| posted on 12/9/06 at 12:59 PM |
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Brilliant
(JamJah - read it again, the first line seems to be where Omega got it, not necessarily the narrator)
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 12/9/06 at 05:39 PM |
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Jam Jah listen to what Iank said
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 12/9/06 at 07:32 PM |
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Posted already by Mangogroove on 18/08/06.
Then it was funny.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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