donut
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£30
A man went into the pub for a drink and the most beautiful girl ever walked in gave him the eye came over and started chatting him up after a while
the girl started to get suggestive and said to the man give me £30 and i will do anything as long as you can describe it in 3 words so the man reached
for his wallet imidietly and counted out 3 crisp ten pound notes. looking very chuffed with herself the girl asked the man what his desires were and
in 3 words exactly he said ''paint my house''
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 13/2/07 at 10:28 PM |
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Jesus! He must have been as old as me.
Except I'd have said "Polish my alloys".
[Edited on 13/2/07 by Confused but excited.]
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Guinness
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 10:53 AM |
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"build a sportscar (and race it)"
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Fred W B
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 11:09 AM |
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Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again
Cheers
Fred W B
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iank
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 11:11 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Fred W B
Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again
Cheers
Fred W B
Why not Fred?
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Fred W B
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 11:14 AM |
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I know I didn't have to look at it, but it drove me Crazy
Cheers
Fred W B
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Guinness
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 11:23 AM |
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Oh go on!
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woodster
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 01:22 PM |
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off we go.....
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ned
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 01:47 PM |
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'finish my car'
beware, I've got yellow skin
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donut
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 02:07 PM |
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STOP
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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DIY Si
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 03:06 PM |
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What? No way!
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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macnab
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 03:13 PM |
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don't you start
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DIY Si
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 03:16 PM |
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Why, you asking?
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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Guinness
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 03:33 PM |
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That's fighting talk
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DIY Si
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 03:36 PM |
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So, you fighting?
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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iank
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 04:17 PM |
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Handbags at dawn?
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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DIY Si
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| posted on 14/2/07 at 04:25 PM |
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I prefer pistols.
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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benji106
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| posted on 22/3/07 at 10:01 AM |
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now now boys
-Everything in excess-
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brynhamlet
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| posted on 22/3/07 at 12:41 PM |
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makes me laugh
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t.j.
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| posted on 22/3/07 at 07:33 PM |
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you nutty people
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omega0684
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| posted on 23/3/07 at 10:16 PM |
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LETS KEEP GOING!!!!!
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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iank
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| posted on 23/3/07 at 10:42 PM |
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Oh my god
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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kipper
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| posted on 23/3/07 at 11:08 PM |
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can I play
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graememk
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| posted on 23/3/07 at 11:40 PM |
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with my self
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DIY Si
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| posted on 24/3/07 at 04:03 AM |
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That's just disgusting!
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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