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pewe

posted on 26/11/07 at 06:54 PM Reply With Quote
The Wedding Night

Two newly-weds head for bed on their wedding night.

She "Darling there's something I have to tell you"

He "Go on - we've no secrets now".

She "Before we were married I was a hooker, got paid for it and everything"

He " Well the past is the past. Go on tell me - I think it's quite erotic".

She "Well my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan"

An oldie but a goodie.

Cheers, Pewe


[Edited on 26/11/07 by pewe]

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Confused but excited.

posted on 26/11/07 at 09:18 PM Reply With Quote






Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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