pewe
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posted on 26/11/07 at 06:54 PM |
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The Wedding Night
Two newly-weds head for bed on their wedding night.
She "Darling there's something I have to tell you"
He "Go on - we've no secrets now".
She "Before we were married I was a hooker, got paid for it and everything"
He " Well the past is the past. Go on tell me - I think it's quite erotic".
She "Well my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan"
An oldie but a goodie.
Cheers, Pewe
[Edited on 26/11/07 by pewe]
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Confused but excited.
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posted on 26/11/07 at 09:18 PM |
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Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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mouglie
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posted on 30/11/07 at 12:33 PM |
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