RoadkillUK
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| posted on 30/1/08 at 06:19 PM |
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Just ask the children :)
Hehe, just cut and pasted this from another website 
Children writing about the sea:
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they have been better off eating beans.(William age 7)
8) - I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) - On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)
Roadkill - Lee
www.bradford7.co.uk
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 30/1/08 at 06:31 PM |
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Class. 
Out of the mouths of babes.........
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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thebull
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| posted on 31/1/08 at 02:29 PM |
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oh what kids say
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Simon
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| posted on 31/1/08 at 10:11 PM |
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ATB
Simon
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t.j.
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| posted on 1/2/08 at 07:46 AM |
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Please feel free to correct my bad English, i'm still learning. Your Dutch is awfull! :-)
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02GF74
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| posted on 1/2/08 at 02:31 PM |
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Come on, that is BS.
How many 5-7 year olds have perfick gammer and spelin? I went ter school and stil canot right and spel propa like.
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