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David Jenkins

posted on 28/2/08 at 01:09 PM Reply With Quote
Alternative Energy - a new solution!

People on this forum get all worked up about alternative energy - solar, windmills, etc.

Now there's a new answer... hamsters!

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Mr Whippy

posted on 28/2/08 at 03:43 PM Reply With Quote
If I used them to power my Volvo, how much CO2 does several thousand hamsters produce?


The windmill info though looks pretty comprehensive





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Confused but excited.

posted on 28/2/08 at 04:04 PM Reply With Quote
Sod the CO2, what about the Methane?

Could you pipe their anal emmissions into the inlet manifold?

[Edited on 28/2/08 by Confused but excited.]





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Mr Whippy

posted on 28/2/08 at 04:11 PM Reply With Quote






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David Jenkins

posted on 28/2/08 at 04:34 PM Reply With Quote
You could burn dried hamster poo...






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Guinness

posted on 28/2/08 at 06:58 PM Reply With Quote
I like the principle, but what if you fed the hamsters to something larger, like a cat. Replace dozens of small wheels with a single bigger wheel. If that doesn't work, feed loads of hamsters to several cats and feed the cats to a tiger in a massive wheel?

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Confused but excited.

posted on 28/2/08 at 10:00 PM Reply With Quote
If public transport was powered like this, it would solve the overcrowded prison situation at a stroke.
Edit: The prisoners build up massive stamina and leg power, thus preventing the plod from catching them next time. So, no re-offenders.

[Edited on 28/2/08 by Confused but excited.]





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DarrenW

posted on 29/2/08 at 09:37 AM Reply With Quote
Would a single Cat to hamster ratio of 1:100 be like having a supercharger at 1 bar boost?






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02GF74

posted on 29/2/08 at 11:29 AM Reply With Quote
You should be looking at lizards or amphibians as surely they would have better efficiency since they do not consume energy to keep body temperature constant?

Then a matter of selecting one with the best power to weight ratio.






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Mr Whippy

posted on 29/2/08 at 12:10 PM Reply With Quote
just burn the hamsters

they are a bio-fuel as they turn into CO2 which is inturn used by plants which is then eaten by more hamsters





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DarrenW

posted on 29/2/08 at 12:23 PM Reply With Quote
All of a sudden £5 a gallon looks so much more appealing and less hassle.






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Confused but excited.

posted on 29/2/08 at 04:38 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by 02GF74
You should be looking at lizards or amphibians as surely they would have better efficiency since they do not consume energy to keep body temperature constant?

Then a matter of selecting one with the best power to weight ratio.


They depend on sunlight for heat/energy to raise their body temperature, so you wouldn't be able to drive at night.





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