02GF74
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| posted on 21/4/08 at 03:11 PM |
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engineers
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with
that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent.
The priest said, "That's so sad I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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iank
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| posted on 21/4/08 at 03:29 PM |
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Hey, I resemble that remark 
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 21/4/08 at 07:20 PM |
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An oldie but never fails to raise a smile
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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dhutch
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| posted on 7/5/08 at 11:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scoobyis2cool
An oldie but never fails to raise a smile
Pete
Yeah, deffonartly.
- Its so true tho, why the hell not play in the dark!!
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