A Short Love Story
A man & a woman who had never met before, & were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk & she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down & gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching
into the closet to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
'Good', she replied. 'Get your own f**** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Brilliant
