mistergrumpy
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 07:43 PM |
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Classic Line from the Mrs
Forgot to mention this the other day. We were sat at home on Monday and decided to watch the Top Gear repeat on the internet so I pulled up the BBC
website to be told "Whoa! Top Gear isn't on BBC, it's on BBC2! I just turned and looked with a dropped jaw. "Think about the
first 3 letters you just said". I think she realised before I finished what I was saying 
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interestedparty
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 07:49 PM |
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I'm just not getting that.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list-- I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed-- who never would be missed!
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 07:50 PM |
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She didn't realise that BBC1 and BBC2 were both BBC.
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prawnabie
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 08:26 PM |
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I think you had to be there
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prawnabie
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 08:27 PM |
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Along the same lines as my Mrs was watching something about saddam on tv and comes out with "its about time he got caught and hung"
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T66
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 08:32 PM |
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Or my Mrs asking me .....
"Whats Melton Mowbray famous for meat, or cheese " ?
I nearly crashed the car in Melton Mowbray.
[Edited on 29/1/11 by T66]
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plentywahalla
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 08:34 PM |
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Its like my first missus who when ford launched the Orion asked "... why did they give it an Irish name?"
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 29/1/11 at 09:30 PM |
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Missus came in this afternoon and said "have you seen that clown that hides from ugly people?"
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Peteff
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| posted on 30/1/11 at 10:06 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
Missus came in this afternoon and said "have you seen that clown that hides from ugly people?"
We need the punchline to this.
Of course you haven't what was I thinking.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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balidey
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| posted on 30/1/11 at 10:53 AM |
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We were watching DIY SOS on BBC and I asked my missus why we had to spell all the programs ourselves these days.
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 30/1/11 at 07:59 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
We were watching DIY SOS on BBC and I asked my missus why we had to spell all the programs ourselves these days.
Do It Yourself Silly Old Sausage!
I hadn't been up long so I was about to just say "No, not heard about it" when my spidey sense caught my mouth
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ianclark1275
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| posted on 30/1/11 at 08:27 PM |
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whilst on holiday to Newzeland, were had debated between a camper van versus car and hotel room.
My wife chose the 4wd and a hotel option which i reluctantly agreed to.
2 weeks later whilst filling up at a petrol station the following conversation ensued:
WIFE: "at least we have spent less on petrol than we would have if we had got a camper van"
ME: "yes but we have to add the cost of the hotel rooms - a campervan would have been cheaper"
WIFE: "a campervan uses more fuel but look at them over there with the car and caravan"
ME: "what?"
WIFE: "that must cost much more in fuel than a campervan"
ME: "Why"
WIFE: "well when you fill the camper up you just fill it once, when you have a car and caravan, you have to fill the car up and then fill the
caravan up."
ME: "OMG"
Cue the Mental image of woman filling up a caravan - when would she stop?
ive loads more.
IC
measure twice, cut once, scrap it, start again.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 30/1/11 at 09:07 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ianclark1275
Cue the Mental image of woman filling up a caravan - when would she stop?
ive loads more.
IC
Where would she stick the nozzle?
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ianclark1275
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| posted on 31/1/11 at 07:37 PM |
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she would have found somewhere!
measure twice, cut once, scrap it, start again.
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Peteff
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| posted on 1/2/11 at 11:07 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by NinehighWhere would she stick the nozzle?
Be very careful when you use the caravan toilet, that's all I'm saying
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Simon
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| posted on 2/2/11 at 06:12 PM |
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Girl I used to work (who was a vivid shade of Essex Tangerine) said:
This ain't no fake tan, I got it on a sunbed
ATB
Simon
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Jasper
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| posted on 5/2/11 at 12:37 PM |
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An older lady friend here (in Goa on a beach hahahaha) said yesterday:
Whats Baracdi Breezer got in it, Vodka???
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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Irony
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| posted on 5/2/11 at 01:14 PM |
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A mate of mine was into his mood lighting and had several free standing lamps and lights and an Ex-girlfriend of mine commented his electricity bill
must be rather large. She then followed this statement up with "If I was him I'd get one multiway adapter and plug them all in to it -
that way he'll save a fortune by only using one socket".
She threw a right tantrum if I ever told anyone about it. She was a school teacher at the time but now she has gone on and got a MSc in Educational
Physcology and earns 40k. Sigh.
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