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mookaloid

posted on 10/2/11 at 09:46 AM Reply With Quote
How it all really works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street; one from London, another from Liverpool and a third from Ipswich.

They go with a government official to examine the wall.

The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about £900: £400 for materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'

The Liverpool contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'

The Ipswich contractor doesn't measure or do any figures but leans over to the Government official and whispers, "£2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Ipswich contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Liverpool to fix the wall.'

'Done!' replies the government official.

And that my friends, ...... is how it all works.





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DarrenW

posted on 10/2/11 at 09:50 AM Reply With Quote
Brilliant. Not just applicable to building of course.






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