Hammy360
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 posted on 16/2/11 at 10:07 PM |
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Advice on living with GINGER women!??
Now! My Mum may have been a copper top and my sister was defo a full blown GINGER, I however am not but am engaged to a definite copper top! Can
anyone please advise if the following facts are true?....
1- Gingers gain a freckle for every soul they eat.
2- Gingers have been eating our souls since 1969
3- Gingers hate cars, beer and formula 1
4- They come from Scotland
5- Red hair is caused by women having sex when having their period
6- In Corsica gingers are considered bad luck and priests spit at them
Also has heard the famous southern state american saying 'am gonna beeeet yoo lack a red headed stepchild'
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dilley
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:16 PM |
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I was once told that gingers are the children of the vikings that used to stop off in Ireland and have fun with the women??? and fitz means bastard
child?
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dave
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:19 PM |
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I disagree with point 4, they are predominatly from Ireland and usually of Gypsy origin. I once saw one eating a whole child in one sitting bones in
all, Put me off (Ging)for life.
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scootz
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:26 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by dave
I disagree with point 4, they are predominatly from Ireland and usually of Gypsy origin. I once saw one eating a whole child in one sitting bones in
all, Put me off (Ging)for life.
Unfortunately you are wrong there Dave! Scots first... Irish second. It must be true - it's on Wikipedia under Ginger hair / Red Head. 
It's Evolution Baby!
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blakep82
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:34 PM |
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1 yes
2 it actually was 1769
3 no they don't hate cars, beer and formula 1, they hate everything
4 agree with Dave
5 according to my mum (seriously) its because their mums ate loads of oranges when they were preggers. she actually said that last week!
6 maybe its something we can start here too?
copper tops are alright actually, i've seen a few hot ones, not many mind, but a few
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owelly
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:35 PM |
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As I'm colour blind, I tend to test for gingeness by trying their patience. If they get mad and shouty, quick, they're just female. If
thet get real mad real quick sonn followed by shouty and all hitty soon after, they're redtops.
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dave
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 10:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by dave
I disagree with point 4, they are predominatly from Ireland and usually of Gypsy origin. I once saw one eating a whole child in one sitting bones in
all, Put me off (Ging)for life.
Unfortunately you are wrong there Dave! Scots first... Irish second. It must be true - it's on Wikipedia under Ginger hair / Red Head.
Me wrong again ah well 
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 11:02 PM |
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gingerism is found predominantly in areas historically linked to homo sapien neanderthalis populations, so some evolutionary biologists speculate that
its a neanderthal trait that got mixed into our lineage when we started "sleeping with the enemy".
I learnt that at uni so it must be true!
Craig
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blakep82
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 11:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by cd.thomson
gingerism is found predominantly in areas historically linked to homo sapien neanderthalis populations, so some evolutionary biologists speculate that
its a neanderthal trait that got mixed into our lineage when we started "sleeping with the enemy".
I learnt that at uni so it must be true!
so its like aids? whicj came from shagging monkeys? or apes/gorillas whatever lol
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 11:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by cd.thomson
gingerism is found predominantly in areas historically linked to homo sapien neanderthalis populations, so some evolutionary biologists speculate that
its a neanderthal trait that got mixed into our lineage when we started "sleeping with the enemy".
I learnt that at uni so it must be true!
so its like aids? whicj came from shagging monkeys? or apes/gorillas whatever lol
I'm not sure Id want to be quoted as saying being ginger is similar to AIDS but, basically, yep
Craig
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blakep82
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| posted on 16/2/11 at 11:37 PM |
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yeah, i don't beat about the bush 
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lotusmadandy
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 08:02 AM |
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I disagree with a couple of points here,
for one my ginge does not come from scotland
for two my ginge NEVER has sex at all
Andy
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jake_truck
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 08:56 AM |
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^^^^^^ he's right, you know!
my ginge has some good points......
but only every couple of weeks or so.
And yes, I know you tried to warn me mate.
And I'm gonna tell mine what you all said about her.
You need to be VERY scared right now.
[Edited on 17/2/11 by jake_truck]
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stevegough
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 09:17 AM |
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Does my engine have any relation to these ladies? - it is, after all known as a "redtop".
Yours, worriedly, Steve.
Luego Locost C20XE.
Build start: October 6th 2008.
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Sold to Mike in Methyr Tydvil 19/03/14
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coozer
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 10:22 AM |
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I used to go out with one a lot of years ago and all I can say is she was great.... real enthusiastic in the bus shelter up the road.
And I have to say her mum was fit as fire as well.....
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 10:29 AM |
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As if I dont have enough female related problems my mothers a redtop and she is a nutty fruitcake WITH madhatter thrown in.
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Ivan
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 11:34 AM |
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After sharing my life with a Ging for 40 years I wouldn't have it any other way.
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 11:57 AM |
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Eh hem!
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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Alfa145
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 11:57 AM |
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This might be apt.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&feature=player_embedded
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 01:21 PM |
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hivemind!
Craig
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MikeFellows
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 03:01 PM |
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I will just leave this here.
Gingers Have Souls Too (possibly NSFW due to language)
and...
Remix (NSFW due to language again)
[Edited on 17/2/11 by MikeFellows]
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lewis
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 03:47 PM |
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Ginger people also smell funny too.
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MikeR
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 03:57 PM |
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As my ginger girlfriend is sat next to me, pregnant (with my child just in case anyone wonders), having spent the last couple of days being very
patient as we've tried each others patience building wardrobes and discovering they don't all fit I'd like to add ......
you're mostly wrong!
(but i may remind her that her ancestors slept with Neanderthals at an opportune moment in the future - so thank you for this thread)
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RAYLEE29
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 04:03 PM |
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Gingers taste like battery acid
Ray
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 17/2/11 at 04:17 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Alfa145
This might be apt.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&feature=player_embedded
Great minds!
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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