andyharding
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 07:37 PM |
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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
Easy:
Just take the F out of safe and the F out of way.
Are you a Mac user or a retard?
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JoelP
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 08:09 PM |
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straight over my head that one...
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 08:13 PM |
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did you know why safeway had to sell up?
it was the sex scandal.
it seems that in sex lessons of the national curriculum, that kids were being told that it they were gonna make love, they should do it in a safe
way
atb
steve
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marcyboy
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 09:02 PM |
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no effin' way
[Edited on 15/1/05 by marcyboy]
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JoelP
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 10:18 PM |
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oh dear
a dead mouse once told me a better joke than that...
why did the mexican throw his wife under a train?
tequila...
now wheres me coat...
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andyharding
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 10:51 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
no effin' safe and no effin' way
"There's no f in way!" is the answer I was looking for but pretty close.
Are you a Mac user or a retard?
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bob
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| posted on 14/1/05 at 11:09 PM |
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joel
do mexicans make good carpet fitters
"underlay underlay"
well i laughed
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JoelP
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| posted on 15/1/05 at 08:18 AM |
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aye bob, me too my second favourite one that! after the frog joke (rolling stone)
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