Snuggs
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Disclaimer (Put this on all yer emails)
Disclaimer
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Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
I doubt therefore I may be.
Luposlipophobia : Fear of being chased by wolves around a freshly waxed kitchen floor, while wearing only socks on your feet.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
http://www.venganza.org
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http://www.snuggs.co.uk
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DaveFJ
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| posted on 10/2/05 at 02:06 PM |
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Missed one - may contain Nuts !
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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