dave1888
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 06:45 PM |
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One of lifes embaressing moments
Picture the scene Im doing a job in Edinburgh. Standing outside this Flat in a very expensive part of town. Walking towards me is this stunning
Brunette page 3 material silicon in all the right places. She smiles and waves to me, I smile thinking yes your in there bigboy. This is the woman im
here to do the job for. I follow her into the flat Nice i think to myself we talk i tell her what im going to do for her. She says "great will
it take you long" "About an hour i don't like to rush things" i say. "Ill make some coffee" she says and makes her
way into the kitchen. Oh the body im going to enjoy this. As she goes i make my way into the bedroom Within minutes shes back shes changed into some
tight fitting clothes top unzipped to just below her cleavage. She hands me the coffee. What a view i think if i just act cool today will be my lucky
day. I sip the coffee disaster its hot it goes down the wrong hole I cough I Fart It stinks Ive blown it. She zips up the top and walks away 
Oh and the job i was there to do fix her bell 
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OX
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 10:42 PM |
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unlucky 
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gazza285
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 11:01 PM |
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Does her bell work now though?
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dave1888
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| posted on 19/2/05 at 11:55 PM |
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Of course. I didn't have any more distractions
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gazza285
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| posted on 20/2/05 at 12:34 AM |
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Just a shame its not you ringing it.
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