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| posted on 4/3/05 at 11:01 PM |
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Etiket
Every year Mr.Cheavers invites one of his workers from the factory to have a chat in a classy restaurant.
Mr Cheavers feels this is neccesary to keep contact with the working class and to hear what's going on in the factory first hand.
This year the lucky guy is big Bill and and to put it mildly:he's one hell of a unmannered pig.
When the waiter comes with the wine big Bill has the honour of tasting the wine and when the waiter fills the glas with hardly any wine in it big Bill
says:fill it up lad-all the way to the rim.
Mr Cheavers frowns his eyebrows but says nothing.
The noises big Bill makes when eating soup are really embarrasing but Mr Cheavers still makes no remark about it and keeps talking to big Bill very
friendly.
Finnaly the main dish arrives and when the waiter put's a platter on the table with one big and one small steak,big Bill,without any moment of
hestitation,put's his fork in the big steak and smak's it on his platter.
Even for a well brought up gentlemen like Mr. Cheavers there are limit's to everything and he thinks that Bill has crossed the limit of
manners.
"That"s not exactly a kind thing to do big Bill"
"What is" big Bill reply's
"Well taking the biggest steak".
"Is it not?" Bill ask's
"Well no it is not"
"What would you have done then Mr. Cheavers?
"I would have taken the smallest steak"
Why all the fuzz Mr. Cheavers,it's still there and all yours!
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pbura
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| posted on 5/3/05 at 03:16 AM |
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This could be from real life  It reminds me of a story a couple of steelworkers' union officials told me, about a prank one of them pulled on
the other at a fancy union banquet.
While one fellow was off to the men's room, the other picked up the absentee's prime rib, folded it in half, and took a big bite out of
the middle!  
I'm waiting for a good opportunity to try that one myself. Maybe on the missus
Pete
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Cita
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| posted on 5/3/05 at 07:36 AM |
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practical jokes....hmmmmm
A few years ago a couple of guys at one of our workshops thought it was time to have a go at one of their fellow workers.
They put some sexy ladies underwear in his empty lunchbox and thought that this would be enough for a good laugh.
I can asure u that the next day nobody was laughing as the poor guy was close to divorce!
The general manager had to come in to cool things down and the guys had to make apologies to the lady in front of everybody.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 5/3/05 at 08:43 PM |
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The worst one I witnessed was one of the lads crapped in a new starters lunchbox. <GAG>
They thought it was hilarious...
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clbarclay
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| posted on 6/3/05 at 08:58 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by pbura
While one fellow was off to the men's room, the other picked up the absentee's prime rib, folded it in half, and took a big bite out of
the middle!
A slightly more hygenic vesion is to cut out the middle of a burger, put it in the a bun and see if people notice.
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RoadkillUK
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| posted on 6/3/05 at 08:59 PM |
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What my brother has done to me a couple of times with toast is ...
He asks for a bite, not a problem, he then folds it twice and takes a bite leaving nothing but the crust !!
Roadkill - Lee
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DarrenW
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| posted on 7/3/05 at 12:14 PM |
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When i was at college (day release) the usual trip to the pub at lunch time was done. Everybody got drinks and sat down. One of the strange lads went
to the restroom. One of the pranksters put his hand down back (of his own) trousers, drew finger up his cr4ck and wiped round the rim of strange lads
pint!!! He came back, saw he was lagging behind, supped a good half and said "Ahh, lovely pint, i needed that"!!!!
Back at the training centre, same strange lad always had a big box of sandwiches. Prankster place a condom in one of the middle ones. God know how but
he ate every one bar that one and never suspected a thing! He was lucky that time. We did notice however that there was never a condom wrapper seen or
found!!!!!!!!
best safe gag was when one of the electrical apprentices had just started 2nd year after being at training centre for first year. He had brand new
tools for which we were all told to look after them and etch our names on them. We had to use one of those spark etcher engravers. He sat down to etch
his when one of the toolmakers came over and gave him a right bollocking about safety and eye protection. They made him use a welding mask!! They were
all rolling on the floor for ages while he spent the next hour trying to etch his name on everything - he couldnt see a thing!
Coolant pipes on lathes set up on max flow pointing at next person to use it. Switch on motor and get drowned.
Cantilever toolboxes - remove hinge pin and bolt the box down onto bench. Replace pin and it looks like its never been tampered with, padlock never
touched.
Clingfilm over lid of toilet.
etc etc
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clbarclay
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| posted on 7/3/05 at 07:51 PM |
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Speaking of lathe coolant pipes, at the college I went to the lathes were saggered in a row, poin the collant of one lathe at the operator of the next
one.
When the next mug comes along, watch as they get a right ear full for spraying another student.
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DarrenW
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| posted on 8/3/05 at 05:07 PM |
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Similar ish stunt in the fabrication shop. Bays were kitted out with big arc welding sets. The current could be turned up to max but the handle taken
off and re-fitted to mid setting. The reultant arc from unsuspecting apprentices boothes was quite bright, and rods seemed to disappear in a
crack!!!
In gas welding booth they were fitted with closed bottom tubes for the rods. Some tw4ts would fill the tubes with acetylene then light when you werent
looking or concentrating on a tricky weld - big bang.
This one was only done once as far as i know - 13amp sockets in electrical section - live and neautral connected with solder so when power was
switched on it went pop.
I served my time with some quite sadistic people. can honestly say i didnt indulge in the bad pranks, and they were only about 16 years ago. i bet
ex-miners have better tales to tell!
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