donut
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15 Things to do in Tescos
15 Things to do in Tescos
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from thebedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real
loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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flak monkey
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 11:16 AM |
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Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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ned
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 11:17 AM |
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but my local tesco's doesn't have fitting rooms or a car accessory department 
Ned.
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Peteff
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 11:24 AM |
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Or a pharmacy.
Funny list though.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 11:51 AM |
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mine has all of the above, i've got no excuse now! I'll be have been arrested or sectioned by the end of the week
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tractorboy
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 09:36 PM |
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im off to tescos yippee!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 10:57 PM |
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another fun one is checkout chicken.
you start stacking you stuff up on the conveyor without putting a separator on, or put ypur stuff on without a separator for the following person. the
other person always 'breaks' by putting the divider on. shock horror they paid for summat thats yours!
atb
steve
ps - i want a T shirt that says
NO
i dont want the schools vouchers
i dont need help packing
I dont have a clubcard
I dont want a clubcard
I dont want cashback.
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steve m
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| posted on 15/3/05 at 11:25 PM |
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Donut,
when I met you a couple of years back
and you added ballast to the driving set of my car
I thought you "are normal"
having seen some of your posts recently
(i swopped there heads) was one of them
i would like to reserve judgment
any way it made me laugh, as mrs steve m works as a till supervisor in somefields
and by the way she did not think it was funny as she sees this type of stuff on a daily basis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Hellfire
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 12:53 AM |
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Whilst browsing in the chemist aisle I couldn't help noticing that Tesco's are now selling Sex Toys... I noticed a Clitorial Stimulator.
Amazing...
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donut
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 07:36 AM |
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steve m
I never said i was normal!!!!! I now drive an MX-5 Go figure
Tell your wife, what does she expect from somerfield customers!!
Hope to see you at some meets now the weathers getting better!
Andy
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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donut
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 07:38 AM |
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Hellfire
you bought the Clitorial Stimulator didn't you...go on own up to it!!
Something to do with greasing your nipples!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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