coopah2003
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 10:53 PM |
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heres one
whats green and smells of pork
Kermits finger
its an old un but its still funny
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Hellfire
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 11:10 PM |
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IYHO 
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Snuggs
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 11:22 PM |
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What's brown and sticky and got 4 wheels?
A stick - I lied about the wheels.
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Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
I doubt therefore I may be.
Luposlipophobia : Fear of being chased by wolves around a freshly waxed kitchen floor, while wearing only socks on your feet.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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Peteff
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| posted on 16/3/05 at 11:27 PM |
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A little girls first day at school, all dressed up with ringlets in her hair looking angelic and the teacher is asking names and family background
questions. She says her name is Rose because on the day she was born her Daddy planted her Mummy a rose bush. Teacher says that's very nice and
do you have any brothers or sisters. She says she has a little brother called Robin because on the day he was born Daddy was digging in the garden and
a little robin settled on his spade looking for worms. Teacher says how nice these stories are and asks if they have any pets. Rose says yes we have a
dog called Porky. Teacher says I bet that's because he likes sausages and Rose replies no it's because he fu(ks pigs miss.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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donut
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| posted on 17/3/05 at 07:27 AM |
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I like it!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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