Peteff
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posted on 10/4/05 at 10:11 AM |
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Junk email names....
What brilliant intellect thinks these up. I keep an account open just to read the names and today I've been specially rewarded with some of the
best for ages, Threnody H. Neck, Boorishly P. Tetrahedrons, Nightfall A. Peseta and my favourite of the crop Subtotal P. Foundling. I find the middle
initials especially intriguing and make up my own names to finish them off like Nightfall's middle name of Abalone. See, there is a use for spam
after all.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 10/4/05 at 10:41 AM |
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ive been getting those same emails i think. get a bigger dick, get drugs to keep it up, learn how to get women in order to make the first two items
justifyable.
annoying tosh.
atb
steve
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gazza285
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posted on 10/4/05 at 01:25 PM |
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Favorites from todays include,
Unblocks R Philology
Denise H Internet
And Pablum P Cocktail
Special mention for Rico Singleton.
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DorsetStrider
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posted on 10/4/05 at 04:48 PM |
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does anyone else get the one about...."Get a university diploma!"?
hey here's a thought if I wanted a university diploma I'd go to university!!!! go figure!
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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clbarclay
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posted on 11/4/05 at 03:25 PM |
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The "Get a university diploma!" is from the goverment, wanting everybody to got to degrees. Then there would be no blue collar workers
left to become redundant.
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 11/4/05 at 08:45 PM |
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i got an email from
From Subject Received
Vegetarian P. Sinking FW: Detailed book on how to make woemn to have real orgasm Mon 11/04/2005 16:28
expert with women, crap speller.
almost like myself
atb
steve
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 12/4/05 at 09:30 PM |
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today i got
liverpool f beagle
and
ancestress l confessor
atb
steve
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Peteff
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posted on 12/4/05 at 11:19 PM |
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Fishhook V. Microbe
My best one yet, this is getting to be addictive. There could be a series based on this. It's like an alternative reality series thing.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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thekafer
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posted on 12/4/05 at 11:48 PM |
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At least theres no I.P. Freily, ......
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy...
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stephen_gusterson
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posted on 13/4/05 at 08:50 PM |
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just checked my deleted folder, and there's
snipers e schooner
lusitania r degeneracy
prefecture g proceeding
maven l stallone
scalar r inquiries
cull p leonardo
i think i need to get mr
furkoff n die
to reply
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gazza285
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posted on 14/4/05 at 08:46 AM |
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Bit poor today, Fogged A Counterpanes was the best.
Two late entries,
Capitulation K Pnuemonia.
Bob Pope.
[Edited on 14/4/05 by gazza285]
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Big Stu
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posted on 14/4/05 at 09:52 PM |
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IS there anyway to filter these E-mails?
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gazza285
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posted on 14/4/05 at 09:58 PM |
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McAfee Spamkiller amongst others.
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Peteff
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posted on 14/4/05 at 11:38 PM |
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McAfee D. Spamkiller
I thought he was one of the main culprits
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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DaveFJ
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posted on 15/4/05 at 08:01 AM |
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how about these?
Poet J. devote
and the intriguing
Fictitions V. Authorizations
Dave
"In Support of Help the Heroes" - Always
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Peteff
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posted on 28/4/05 at 09:03 AM |
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Two more classics today
Lording J. Underbelly and Punjabi U. Whistle. I got a Bengazi M. Deserted as well but I'm getting a bit picky these days. .
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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