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clbarclay

posted on 22/5/05 at 02:54 PM Reply With Quote
Birds and the bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the
bees...
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you
won't tell me!
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny'
speech."
"At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech."

"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa 'speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for!"






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Scotty

posted on 23/5/05 at 07:58 AM Reply With Quote






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NS Dev

posted on 23/5/05 at 11:41 AM Reply With Quote

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