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Author: Subject: 5 men on an island (nws)
donut

posted on 27/5/05 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
5 men on an island (nws)

Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.

After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and says, "I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!"

So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him. They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and Garry puts the bag over the gorilla's head. He climbs on top of the gorilla and begins to do the nasty.

The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets an arm free and she wraps it around Garry's back. Then she gets both feet free and wraps them around Garry's waist. She gets her other arm free and grabs on to his hips and starts pulling him in harder and harder.

Garry yells to his buddies...."Get it off!! Get it off!!

They said, "You're on top, we can't get her off of you."

Garry said..."No, I mean the bag..I want to kiss the bitch!"





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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marcyboy

posted on 27/5/05 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
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Cita

posted on 27/5/05 at 08:25 PM Reply With Quote

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donut

posted on 27/5/05 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
good, innit!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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