scotty g
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 03:23 PM |
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Two cows
Two cows in a field and the first cow says "moo".
The second cow says,"Blimey, i was just gonna say that"!!!
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 03:31 PM |
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Long day?
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 03:33 PM |
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old ones are usually the best,not in this case tho
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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phelpsa
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 03:49 PM |
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I've got a worse one:
A man walks into a bar and says 'Oww!!'
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ned
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 04:00 PM |
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why did the chicken..
nevermind 
beware, I've got yellow skin
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ned
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 04:00 PM |
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two elephants walked off a cliff
- bm bm
beware, I've got yellow skin
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 04:53 PM |
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did you hear about the magic tractor?
it turned into a field
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locogeoff
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 05:03 PM |
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Two Elephants and a snake fall off of a cliff
Boom Boom Tsshch
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scotty g
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| posted on 2/6/05 at 07:21 PM |
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I wonder how many jokes start with "a man walks into a bar". If its the same bar they all go in, then that a seriously scary bar to be in
me thinks!
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Hellfire
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| posted on 3/6/05 at 01:01 AM |
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Woman walks into a Library and says to the Librarian,
"Fish and chips twice please"
The librarian says,
"This is a library, not a Chip Shop"
The woman says:
"Oh sorry... fish and chips twice please"
Well... it worked for me!
[Edited on 3-6-05 by Hellfire]
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Fred W B
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| posted on 3/6/05 at 06:05 AM |
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.................
Cheers
Fred WB
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Alez
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| posted on 10/6/05 at 10:11 AM |
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A bald man walks into a hairdresser's and says "sorry".
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/6/05 at 12:47 PM |
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A man walks into a barber's and says "How much for a haircut?" Barber says "£8" Man says "How much for a
shave?" Barber says "£3.50" Man says " Shave my head then"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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