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Sorry to insult the Irish...
"Can I have some Irish Sausages please, asked Paddy."
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in ****ing Homebase."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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flak monkey
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| posted on 9/6/05 at 04:47 PM |
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Hehehe
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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Mark18
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| posted on 9/6/05 at 07:34 PM |
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I dont get it
Mark
"I don't know what I may seem to the world. But as to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore and diverting myself
now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than the ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." -
Isaac Newton
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Peteff
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| posted on 9/6/05 at 10:44 PM |
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Payback
A Catholic priest was told by his bishop that he was spending too much time in his sermons slagging the English and he was to tone them down a bit.
Sunday came and he starts telling the tale of the last supper. Jesus asked the disciples one by one if they would betray him, and they all replied
" No Father oi'd nivver" until it came to Judas who replied "What, me old chap?"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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