David Jenkins
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| posted on 8/7/05 at 06:37 PM |
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The parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could
think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot; the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in
desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the
bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask
what the turkey did?"
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JoelP
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| posted on 8/7/05 at 06:39 PM |
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classic!
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ned
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| posted on 8/7/05 at 09:32 PM |
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superb, not heard that one before
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Hellfire
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| posted on 9/7/05 at 02:13 PM |
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V.FUNNY!
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 9/7/05 at 05:43 PM |
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nice one
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 10/7/05 at 11:10 AM |
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best joke all year. well done!!
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