stevebubs
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| posted on 27/7/05 at 12:57 PM |
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Germans
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you"
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
" Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she
replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
paying.
The sex is fantastic.
She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time
honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is
several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique
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marc n
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| posted on 27/7/05 at 02:06 PM |
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brilliant
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NS Dev
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| posted on 27/7/05 at 02:17 PM |
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Genius
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MikeP
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| posted on 28/7/05 at 01:27 PM |
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damn, I don't get it at all  - and this is my favorite section of the entire forum!
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ned
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| posted on 28/7/05 at 01:51 PM |
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http://www.audi.co.uk/
top left, should help 
beware, I've got yellow skin
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MikeP
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| posted on 28/7/05 at 04:52 PM |
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Yep, thanks, very funny now .
this helped too
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