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timf

posted on 28/7/05 at 12:45 PM Reply With Quote
singles ad

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
hunting, camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way watch me respond. I'll be
at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Nearly 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

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Kelvin

posted on 28/7/05 at 03:52 PM Reply With Quote
One that appeared in our local free paper a while ago;

'CUDDLY TEDDY bear looking for my Goldilocks to eat my porridge. Call me on XXXX XXXXXXX'

marvellous!

Kelvin

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ned

posted on 28/7/05 at 03:58 PM Reply With Quote
so you admit to looking int he lonely hearts column in your local freeads then kelvin


Ned.





beware, I've got yellow skin

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Kelvin

posted on 29/7/05 at 09:47 AM Reply With Quote
too right, keeps the missus on her toes

and of course, it's fine tea time humour at work.

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