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Peteff

posted on 5/8/05 at 07:41 PM Reply With Quote
Women!

I came in today and my wife came out with the old classic, "Have you noticed anything different about me?". So I started going through all the obvious things like " You've had your hair cut, it looks nice". No it's not that, try again. " You've lost the bit of weight you were on about" No that went three weeks ago. " You've got some new shoes, they look nice". No I've had them ages. So in the end I gave up and asked what it was I was missing. She said, " I'm wearing a f**king gas mask you idiot"





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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David Jenkins

posted on 5/8/05 at 08:55 PM Reply With Quote
I love the old ones (c. 1917)... you know where to groan...



David






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