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Author: Subject: What's your ideal job?
Peteff

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:03 PM Reply With Quote
What's your ideal job?

Try here . Mine is a drag queen.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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phelpsa

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:08 PM Reply With Quote
Street Sweeper!






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David Jenkins

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:12 PM Reply With Quote
President...

Nope, don't want that job just at the moment...

DJ






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NS Dev

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:21 PM Reply With Quote
chef or racing car fabricator
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DarrenW

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:35 PM Reply With Quote


Very funny - mine is back end of a panto cow!!!!!!






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DarrenW

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:36 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by NS Dev
chef or racing car fabricator



Yours comes up as monkey impersonator!!!!






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iank

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:43 PM Reply With Quote
Topless Model

Eeeek!
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Gav

posted on 5/9/05 at 03:47 PM Reply With Quote
gav, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

MUAHAHAHAA

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bob

posted on 5/9/05 at 04:41 PM Reply With Quote
I have always fancied being a make up artist on porn films,i think the job title would "glistener"






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omega 24 v6

posted on 5/9/05 at 04:47 PM Reply With Quote
Mines is "Evil Boss "too. Although i'm up for any job which pays for 6 months holiday twice a year
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OX

posted on 5/9/05 at 04:54 PM Reply With Quote
hehe my ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus
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scoobyis2cool

posted on 5/9/05 at 05:11 PM Reply With Quote
Mine is Professional Shopper - quite prophetic really because I spent a couple of years working as an Asda home shopper!

Pete





It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...

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Donners90

posted on 5/9/05 at 05:27 PM Reply With Quote
Donners90, Your ideal job is a concrete mixer.

Just don't tell the wife, or she'll have me building something (other than the car!!)







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donut

posted on 5/9/05 at 07:13 PM Reply With Quote
mines " Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. "

No change there then!! Most acurate web based programme ever!!






Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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gazza285

posted on 5/9/05 at 07:15 PM Reply With Quote
Supermodel.





DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!

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steve_gus

posted on 5/9/05 at 07:33 PM Reply With Quote
stripper

possibly wallpaper

[Edited on 5/9/05 by steve_gus]





http://www.locostbuilder.co.uk

Just knock off the 's'!

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bob

posted on 5/9/05 at 07:59 PM Reply With Quote
Oh yes!!!

I typed in my real name and it came back with "porn star"






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Hellfire

posted on 5/9/05 at 08:48 PM Reply With Quote
But your name isn't really "Bob On-my-knob".............. or is it?

Thats just your fantasy taking over again

Oh dear,............ just tried it with Hellfire and it came back with ideal job as a LAP DANCER

[Edited on 5-9-05 by Hellfire]






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Hellfire

posted on 5/9/05 at 08:56 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by donut
mines " Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. "

No change there then!! Most acurate web based programme ever!!



Nope. Just tried your real name...... donut........ and it came back with Dodgem driver

Better get some big black bumpers on that MK of yours






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Guinness

posted on 5/9/05 at 09:15 PM Reply With Quote
That's weird, that website was spot on, even though I made a mistake when typing Michae;

Michae;, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

Can't say fairer than that.

Better than :-

Mike, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.


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Scotty

posted on 6/9/05 at 07:41 AM Reply With Quote
scott, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
hmmm wheres me backpack





PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!

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nicksertis

posted on 6/9/05 at 10:07 AM Reply With Quote
nicksertis, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

Right, you're all nicked!
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DarrenW

posted on 6/9/05 at 12:23 PM Reply With Quote
I entered my pornstar name "Max Leighton" and it came back with Gigolo!!!!!






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andybod

posted on 6/9/05 at 06:44 PM Reply With Quote
andybod = housekeeper
andrew boddice= top gun pilot
mmm what do i go for

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donut

posted on 6/9/05 at 06:57 PM Reply With Quote
Hellfire...

Thats just spooky!!!





Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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