Seven Dwarfs
> The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
> audience & they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
> Pope.
>
> Dopey leads the pack.
>
> "Dopey, my son" says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
>
> Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns
in
> Rome?"
>
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment &
> answers, "no, Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
> In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
round
> &
> gives them a glare, silencing them.
>
> Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
> Europe?"
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment & then answers
"Dopey,
> there are no dwarf nuns in Europe"
>
> This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Dopey turns
> around
> and silences them with an angry glare.
>
> Dopey turns back to The Pope & says "Your extreme Holiness! Are there
> ANY
> dwarf nuns any where in the world?"
>
> After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
> son,
> there are NO dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>
> The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around, laughing and
> pounding
>
> on the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they began
chanting:
>
> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
>
> "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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