scotty g
|
| posted on 8/9/05 at 08:06 PM |
|
|
Fallen on hard times.
A couple were looking at there credit card bills and bank statements, the conclusion was that they just weren't making ends meet and needed an
extra income.
"It seems to me", says the husband, "that the quickest way for us to get some cash is for you to go on the game.
Obviously the wifes not too sure about this. "How am i supposed to do that, i don't know the first thing about being a
prostitute!"
Don't worry, i've got a plan, we'll find a street corner, you hand around swinging your handbag and i'll wait just round the
corner so you can come and ask me for any advice.
Reluctantly the wife agrees and the next night they go into town and set up on a busy corner.
After 20 minutes a car pulls up and the driver leans out the window and asks, "how much for full sex?"
Not sure what the going rates are, she asks the man to hang on and she dashes round the corner and asks her husband who is waiting in their car.
"Tell him £50."
So back she goes but the customer doesn't have £50 so he asks, "how much for a blow job?"
She's not sure so again she pops round the corner to ask her husband.
"Tell him £20 for a BJ."
The customer can just about scrape £20 together so she gets into his car. As she unzips his trousers the biggest knob she has ever seen uncoils onto
his lap. This thing is like a baby's arm holding an apple!!!!!!!!
Again she asks the man to wait a moment, gets out the car and goes round the corner to her husband.
"Bloody hell woman now what?"
The wife says.......................
.....................................
You couldn't lend me £30 could you?
|
|
|
|
|
|
