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chrisg

posted on 3/10/05 at 06:45 PM Reply With Quote
Duck joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

Made me laugh anyway.

Cheers

Chris

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OX

posted on 3/10/05 at 10:54 PM Reply With Quote
hehehe me 2 ,i must be smoking the same fags as you
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omega 24 v6

posted on 4/10/05 at 11:34 AM Reply With Quote
nice one
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Cita

posted on 4/10/05 at 08:38 PM Reply With Quote
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