a load of bollocks
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant
following a day of drinking and roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at
the next table. Not only did it look good, but the
smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight
this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation, I'll have some!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one
bullfight each morning. If you place your order now,
we will be sure to save you this delicacy for
tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he
was served the one and only special delicacy of the
day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of
his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These
are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,
Senor ... sometimes the bull wins
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posted on 5/10/05 at 02:30 PM
