Cita
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 08:22 PM |
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Janice
A man is reading his newspaper while at brakefast when all of a sudden his wife smacks him with a frying pan on the back of his head.
"Jeez women" why did you do that he ask's while rubbing the back of his head with both hands
"For the note i found in your pocket with the name Janice written on it she reply's
But honey,you know Pete and I went to the horse track last week and Janice was the name of the horse we placed our money on.
Deeply ashamed the women excuses herself for so much stupidity and they go upstairs for a quick exercise before the man heads off to work.
The next morning when the man eats his porridge,the phone goes and the wife takes the call.
after a few seconds she calmly put down the horn and without saying one word,goes to the kitchen and comes back with the biggest frying pan she has in
her kitchen.
With a big swing she smacks this enormous frying pan on the back of her husband's head.
This time the husband is in dreamland for some time.
Still dizzy but slowly recovering the man says:
honey why did you do this to me?
"I just had your horse on the phone"
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indykid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 08:33 PM |
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i wish i could tell jokes in foreign languages
good one cita
tom
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 7/10/05 at 07:01 PM |
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I wish I could tell jokes full stop!
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