Pitbull
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A
long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
man walking a pit-bull on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200
men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to
disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many
of you walking in single file.Whose funeral is it?" The man
replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
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posted on 14/10/05 at 01:28 PM
