Rorty
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posted on 8/11/05 at 03:56 AM |
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It's not heart surgery.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley motorcycle when who should walk into his shop, but the cardiologist who had
operated on his father.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "
Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a
rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get what, $1,700,000, when you and I are doing basically the same
work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running Buddy!"
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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donut
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posted on 8/11/05 at 07:31 AM |
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he he!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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