Dead travellers!
FOUR MEN FROM THE TRAVELLING COMMUNITY DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN.
AT THE GATES THEY MEET PETER AND ASK IF THEY MAY ENTER
PETER: SORRY BUT WE ARE FULL AND WE DONT LET GYPSYS ENTER.
TRAVELLERS: BUT YOU MUST,GO AND ASK GOD IF WE CAN ENTER.
PETER AGREES AND GOES OFF TO ASK GOD IF THEY MAY ENTER.
PETER: GOD MY FATHER I HAVE FOUR TRAVELLING MEN AT THE GATES WANTING TO ENTER,BUT WE HAVE NO ROOM,WHAT DO I DO
GOD: PETER MY CHILD WE WILL NEVER TURN AWAY A SOUL ,GO BACK AND LET THEM IN.
SO OFF PETER GOES TO LET THE TRAVELLERS ENTER.
PETER: GOD GOD THEY HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD: THE TRAVELLERS.
PETER: NO! THE F*CKING GATES.
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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