joke
Why females should avoid a girls’ night out after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock".
"When I asked him why", he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t." cuckooed 4 more
times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted.
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posted on 28/11/05 at 12:21 PM
