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| posted on 7/12/05 at 12:12 PM |
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Xmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells...
AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Surrey Dave
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| posted on 7/12/05 at 01:58 PM |
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These people are my client base!
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 7/12/05 at 02:38 PM |
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How about these two.....
Psychotic: Oh Gun Down All Ye Faithful. (G. Bushs' favourite)
Depressed: Good King Wenselas Last Looked Out, On The Feast Of Stephen, Then Took A Length Of Rope, And Hung Himself.
Merry Christmas one and all!
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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