David Jenkins
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posted on 9/12/05 at 03:07 PM |
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It's Snow Joke
Two Skiers were at the top of a mountain.
"Come on then, let's Zig-Zag all the way down," said the first.
"No, let's zag-zig," said the second.
"It's Zig-Zag" said the first.
"No it's Zag-Zig" argued his mate.
Then they saw a guy on a sled and asked his opinion on their dilemma." Is it Zig-Zag or Zag-Zig?" asked the first skier.
"I don't know, I'm a tobogganist" he replied.
"Oh, ok" said the second skier "I'll have 20 Marlboros instead please."
[Edited on 9/12/05 by David Jenkins]
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Mix
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posted on 9/12/05 at 03:34 PM |
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I take it the edit removed the word dyslexic
Mick
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matt_claydon
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posted on 9/12/05 at 03:34 PM |
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So awful it's brilliant
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David Jenkins
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posted on 9/12/05 at 03:45 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Mix
I take it the edit removed the word dyslexic
Mick
Yep - It added nothing to the joke, and might have annoyed people...
The funniest thing about this awful joke is that I posted it to a friend who loves bad jokes. He sits between an african bloke and a Swedish one.
They both said "send it to me!", so we did... then spent a hilarious 5 minutes trying to explain it...
[Edited on 9/12/05 by David Jenkins]
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Peteff
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posted on 9/12/05 at 08:33 PM |
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I think I get it......
Did he think he was a dyslexic tobacconist then?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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David Jenkins
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posted on 9/12/05 at 10:06 PM |
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DON'T YOU START!
Bleedin' trouble maker...
David
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