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DarrenW

posted on 18/1/06 at 11:37 AM Reply With Quote
Little Jonny 1

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class.....but she was already dating some other guy....

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, by the time you pick up the money he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....






She said "THE B@STARD USED COINS!!!"






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Simon

posted on 20/1/06 at 12:23 AM Reply With Quote


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