Printable Version | Subscribe | Add to Favourites
New Topic New Poll New Reply
Author: Subject: And you think you have problems (big picture)
mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 23/1/06 at 09:08 PM Reply With Quote
And you think you have problems (big picture)

left it big to make nice desktop wp with it Rescued attachment CapeTown.jpg
Rescued attachment CapeTown.jpg

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
tadltd

posted on 23/1/06 at 09:25 PM Reply With Quote
Did ANY of you South Africans see JAWS??

The water around the coast down there is shark central, but still you dress like sea lions and splash around in the water like you were an injured one!

Craziest people I ever met!

Loved those brai's tho' - but couldn't handle the biltong...





Best Regards,

Steve.
www.turnerautosport.com

View User's Profile E-Mail User Visit User's Homepage View All Posts By User U2U Member
DorsetStrider

posted on 23/1/06 at 09:54 PM Reply With Quote
Still can't get my head around these people that voluntarily enter the water.... a water where everything in it wants to bite you, sting you or eat you... and lets face it they have a point. If a bloody great heairy foot come crashing down through your ceiling you'd be pissed off too!

[Edited on 23/1/06 by DorsetStrider]





Who the f**K tightened this up!

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
ed_crouch

posted on 24/1/06 at 02:34 AM Reply With Quote
That shark isnt going to eat him.

Sharks have to be frightened to attack. Jaws is rubbish: shark behaviour just isnt like that!

Generally sharks will attack if:

They are driven into a feeding frienzy by chumming (swirling loads of fish blood and guts in the water)

Or a group of divers corners one underwater (only really applicable to little reef sharks)

Or sometimes they may associate human presence with food (beacause of cage diving) and take a little nip, realise its not food and leg (fin?) it.

He's just curious...

Ed.





I-iii-iii-iii-ts ME!

Hurrah.

www.wings-and-wheels.net

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
MikeR

posted on 24/1/06 at 08:59 AM Reply With Quote
i was also under the impression we don't taste very nice as well !

shame they can't figure that out before they take a bite

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
rusty nuts

posted on 24/1/06 at 10:23 AM Reply With Quote
Ed , I'll take your word for it . Don't think I want to chance it myself
View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
nick205

posted on 24/1/06 at 03:30 PM Reply With Quote
whack it with the paddle and hope for the best or sit tight and hope for the best

Either way a change of pants would be required !

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
Peteff

posted on 24/1/06 at 04:45 PM Reply With Quote
Increase the odds a bit.

. Rescued attachment CapeTown.jpg
Rescued attachment CapeTown.jpg






yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
akumabito

posted on 24/1/06 at 05:06 PM Reply With Quote
Decent odds of survival are for girly-men... besides, everybody knows Great White sharks hunt in packs and swim in perfect formation aaaalll the time..



[Edited on 24/1/06 by akumabito]

View User's Profile E-Mail User View All Posts By User U2U Member
steve_gus

posted on 24/1/06 at 06:13 PM Reply With Quote
ed

what category does someone who gets attacked when swimming close to shore come into.... doesnt seem to fit those...

atb

steve





http://www.locostbuilder.co.uk

Just knock off the 's'!

View User's Profile E-Mail User Visit User's Homepage View All Posts By User U2U Member
ed_crouch

posted on 30/1/06 at 11:19 PM Reply With Quote
The last one.

The presence of cage divers in the water is associated with food by the shark because the cage dive boat operator normally chucks dead fish guts into the water, which to a shark IS food.

So, the sharks begin to associate human silhouettes with food. Hence, they see one, even swimming in the shalows, and take a nip to decide whether its a meal. The shark realises its not, and wanders off disapointed.

Ed.





I-iii-iii-iii-ts ME!

Hurrah.

www.wings-and-wheels.net

View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member
mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 1/2/06 at 12:05 AM Reply With Quote
Surfing is pure fun and the johnnys are just another risk. Riding your motorbike to the beach with your surfboard stuck out the back carried a bigger risk than the sharks. Rule one Stay out when there is chocolate water after heavy rain. Rule 2 Surfin when its dark or dusk carried a higher risk. Rule three surf in a group ...........it increases your chances of not getting munched

Oh and wax that board properly.........as anyone who meets me will see.........fins hurt bad real bad I have the scars






View User's Profile View All Posts By User U2U Member

New Topic New Poll New Reply


go to top






Website design and SEO by Studio Montage

All content © 2001-16 LocostBuilders. Reproduction prohibited
Opinions expressed in public posts are those of the author and do not necessarily represent
the views of other users or any member of the LocostBuilders team.
Running XMB 1.8 Partagium [© 2002 XMB Group] on Apache under CentOS Linux
Founded, built and operated by ChrisW.