Chippy
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| posted on 17/2/06 at 11:58 PM |
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Ha Ha!
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her
husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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omega0684
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| posted on 18/2/06 at 01:54 AM |
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sweet as a peach! very good!
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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vacinc
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| posted on 18/2/06 at 02:45 PM |
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excellent
keep her lit
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donut
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| posted on 18/2/06 at 06:04 PM |
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he he!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Simon
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| posted on 18/2/06 at 10:33 PM |
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marvellous, even the wife was amused
ATB
Simon
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quattromike
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| posted on 18/2/06 at 11:41 PM |
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Mike
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