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Chippy

posted on 24/2/06 at 12:03 AM Reply With Quote
One for the ladies!

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
truck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane.....If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes.He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one
button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....

"Iron this, and get me something to eat"

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omega0684

posted on 24/2/06 at 10:02 AM Reply With Quote
hehehe!





I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!

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donut

posted on 24/2/06 at 04:42 PM Reply With Quote






Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/

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