gingerprince
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 posted on 8/3/06 at 12:04 PM |
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Questions
1 Why do we press harder on tv remotes when we know the batteries are flat?
2 why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough
3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
10 What is the speed of darkness?
11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people At The Special Olympics?
12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
18 Can you cry under water?
19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or Close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see
you naked anyway.
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clbarclay
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| posted on 8/3/06 at 08:16 PM |
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I'm sure between us we can answer all these questions.
Answers (may not be entierly right)
4 when glue (like paint) is in a sealed enviroment like the bottle, then sufficient air etc. can't get to glue for it to go off
10 darkness is not a substance (does not travel), but you could argue that it is ocupied at the speed of light.
21 most of the pizza places i know use the boxs for things other than round pizzas, for instance a special kebab consistos a layer of chips (about
half the box) with pita breads, salad and 4 or 5 kinds of kebab meat on top, which fills a 12" square pizza box nicely.
[Edited on 8/3/06 by clbarclay]
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omega0684
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| posted on 9/3/06 at 02:14 AM |
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i have question 27) how long did it take you to write all that out?, my question is special as only one person knows the answer,
ATB
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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