Magician
>A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
>so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
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>There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week
>and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood,
>he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same
hat!"
>or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all
>the cards the ace of spades?"
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>The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
>captain's parrot.
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>Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning
>almost all who were on board.
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>The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle
>of the sea, as fate would have it ..with the parrot. They stared at each
>other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
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>This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days ...
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>Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer
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>and said......
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>..... "OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?"
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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posted on 22/3/06 at 09:29 AM
