omega0684
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posted on 24/3/06 at 01:22 AM |
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VENTRILOQUIST
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough
of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little s**t on
your knee!"
[Edited on 24/3/06 by omega0684]
I love Pinto's, even if i did get mine from P&O!
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donut
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posted on 24/3/06 at 04:10 PM |
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brill he he he he he
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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