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Author: Subject: Scot's Thrifty but very sharp
omega 24 v6

posted on 26/5/06 at 08:10 PM Reply With Quote
Scot's Thrifty but very sharp

A Scotsman Englishman and Irishman and one of their friends had an agreement that when one of them died then the others would put £100 pounds in the coffin each.
As it happened the freind died first and at the service the Englishman went up to the coffin took out 5 £20 notes and put them in the casket.
The Irishman followed after him and put 10 £10 notes in the casket.
A short time later the Scotsman arrived and went up to the casket AND







wait for it






He wrote out a cheque for £300 and removed the money from the casket.

Like I said we're thrifty but very sharp

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Confused but excited.

posted on 27/5/06 at 10:41 PM Reply With Quote
Ye Gods! That's as old as me.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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omega 24 v6

posted on 27/5/06 at 11:29 PM Reply With Quote
The old ones are the best I must be young as it's the first time I've heard it
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