Scotty
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| posted on 31/5/06 at 07:55 AM |
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orphans
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from
birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell
down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I
can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered
with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny
rabbit."
"Oh, thank you, thank you ever so much," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny then suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped
me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
balls........
I'd say you must be either a Personnel Officer, supervisor or possibly even someone in senior management."
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3GEComponents
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| posted on 31/5/06 at 12:32 PM |
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I've heard an alternative ending, where the bunny says, you're scaly with no ears, are you Nicky Lauder?
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robertst
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| posted on 31/5/06 at 03:17 PM |
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and the one where the bunny says "you must be a lawyer"
Tom
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Scotty
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| posted on 31/5/06 at 04:04 PM |
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WELL ! i thought it was funny!!
i dont know , some people, all they do is pick holes ..... etc, etc, etc
when i was a lad ......
 
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