donut
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| posted on 8/9/06 at 07:40 PM |
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4 kinds of sex !
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "@#%$ YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer @#%$ you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 8/9/06 at 09:58 PM |
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Been there!
Done that!
Lost the T shirt! 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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coozer
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| posted on 9/9/06 at 02:35 PM |
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Hmm, paid 17K for an old house then split up and gave her the house.
After 2 years she moved out and stopped paying the mortgage!
Guess who had to pay 30K to get his name off the mortgage??
DOH!!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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