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Author: Subject: Richard Hammond jokes - don't read if you think it's in bad taste!
ned

posted on 22/9/06 at 11:33 AM Reply With Quote
Richard Hammond jokes - don't read if you think it's in bad taste!

Q. What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?
A. They both have skidmarks on their helmets.



Q.Did you hear that Lily Savage is meant to be replacing Richard Hammond on the next series of top gear?
A. Well they needed someone better in drag!





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Scotty

posted on 22/9/06 at 11:46 AM Reply With Quote
(in low voice)
think you got away with it ned






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ned

posted on 22/9/06 at 11:55 AM Reply With Quote
they say that driving under the influence of drugs is a very serious issue these days..........

Richard Hammond is said to have been on "top gear" at the time of his recent accident!





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Peteff

posted on 23/9/06 at 08:26 AM Reply With Quote
I don't know about bad taste.

They were definitely bad jokes





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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DarrenW

posted on 23/9/06 at 07:07 PM Reply With Quote
Theres been a Jumble sale at Elvington today.
There was bits and pieces all over the place but it was top gear.






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ashtal

posted on 27/9/06 at 06:48 PM Reply With Quote
What simalarity between richard hammond and kate moss....?

They have both been smashed on top gear.

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