George Bush
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devilis waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you,
but YOU DEFINITELY have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three
people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was
his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day
long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room
full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could
do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs akimbo.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can
handle this."
The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
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posted on 9/10/06 at 07:54 AM
